You've got a lot to see

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Based on my second favorite Family Guy song. The lyrics below are only a parody.

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LYRICS

Nebby:
The sixties brought the hippie breed
And decades later things have changed indeed
We've lost the values but we kept the weed
You've got a lot to see.

The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movies stars to play the Whitehouse game
We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim
You've got a lot to see.

The town of Vegas has got a different face
Because it's a family place with lots to do

Where in the fifties a man could mingle with scores
Of all the seediest whores, well now his children can too.

You've heard it from the insane girl's mouth,
The world has changed, that is except some countries, and you'll agree

No one really knows, my scrawny friend,
Just quite how it all will end
So hurry cause you've got a lot to see.

The baldness gene was cause for dread
But that's a fear that you can put to bed
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
You've got a lot to see

The PC age has moved the bar,
A word like "redneck" is a step too far
The proper term is "Country Music Star"
You've got a lot to see

Our flashy cell phones make people mumble gee whiz
Look how important he is, his life must rule
You'll get a tumor but on your sugery day
The doc will see it and say "wow you must really be cool"

Sir Daniel:
There's lots of things you may have missed

Karl:
Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist

Al:
Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye.

Antigone:
That awesome Thundercats cartoon.

Kiya:
Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.

Violet:
Neil Armstrong wait was he that trumpet guy?

Nebby:
So let's go see the USA
They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee
But you can forigve the world and its flaws
And follow me there because
You've still got a hell of a lot to see.
You've got a lot to see!!